Love The Baby

We’re still working on Part 2 of our Auditorz/Stern/Mezzy opus, but we noticed today that the other guyz put a post up today that celebrated Richard Stern’s script falling to the number #2 spot on Amazon scripts. That’s cool, but why make fun of the guy’s kid? Specifically leading with the headline, “Kick The Baby.” That’s not cool, guys.

Now that Sterno’s little one is back in the #1 spot we suggest an alternative….

Jury is still out on Stern as a writer, but as proud mamas and papas ourselves, we like the kid.

UPDATED:

Sorry, Mezzy. We deleted your comment. Say anything you want about the Amazon contest or the people who participate.  Comments about people’s children, or their parenting skills, goes too far, though.  There are lots of people on AS who have posted pictures of themselves, their children, grandchildren, nieces, nephews, etc… Jeff/Auditorz actually has one posted. This is not a reason to attack them. Let’s keep it about the work and the conduct of participants, please. 

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Posted on May 13, 2011, in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. 12 Comments.

  1. POSTING THIS HERE BECAUSE THE OTHER SITE WILL PROBABLY DELETE IT BECAUSE IT SHOWS WHAT JACKHOLES THEY ARE.

    THE OTHER SITE HAS BEMOANED THE FACT THEY HAD TO REMOVE A POST [way back when] I DID ABOUT RICHARD STERN BECAUSE IT WAS THREATENING…

    Anyway, please read and judge for yourselves if what I wrote was threatening. I think it was hilarious…

    ——————

    REMOVED BY REAL AUDITORZ

  2. To remove my post is so weak. All I did was change the words to a Flip Wilson joke from the Tonight Show folks and for some reason it HAS TO BE REMOVED.

    Okay, I’m not saying anything in this comment about Richard Stern so it shouldn’t be deleted.

    Here is the Flip Wilson joke about some woman on a train.

  3. “Comments about people’s children, or their parenting skills, goes too far, though.”

    How is that Flip Wilson joke a comment on parenting skills?

  4. We’re all for open discussion, and we do agree with much of what you have to say, but we think this crosses the line. Your comment isn’t about Stern’s writing, or his use of the child’s image in the context of the competition. You’re just making fun of his kid. That’s not for us, sorry.

  5. Key words you mention above are “making fun”. I’m not attacking or threatening as some would have you believe. It’s a funny, harmless little joke [that Johnny Carson laughed his ass off at btw] and equal to a “your momma” joke.

    Your momma is so fat she uses bacon as bandaids.

    Having to explain all this shit [over and over] is like pissing in the wind.

    Plus, if getting deleted over an innocent, yet funny, Flip Wilson joke isn’t proof I don’t run this site – I don’t know what is.

  6. Hey REAL AUDITOR, in your very first post on this blog you say:
    “Babies suck.”
    “Kittens suck.”
    “Puppies suck.”

    Those babies, kittens and puppies can’t fight back. Let’s keep it about the work and the conduct of participants, please.

    Oh, you also said about Roy Price:
    “If you had a child, its name would be suck.”

    Uh, Roy Price does have a child and you attacked him. Hey, I’m all for open discussion, and I do agree with much of what you have to say, but I think this crosses the line. Your comment isn’t about Roy’s leadership of Amazon Studios. You’re just making fun of his kid. That’s not for me, sorry.

    Oh wait – were you just joking? I thought you were commenting about people’s children, or their parenting skills, which goes too far.

    Irony is wonderful.

    • That’s parody, Mezz. And, it was written in such a way that we, THE REAL AUDITORZ (or the other guyz), were the joke, not Roy, puppies or babies.

      You may have meant yours as parody, but it was not. Same goes for the Flip Wilson routine. You wrote a running commentary on how ugly Stern’s baby was. To us, it was just mean humor, dude.

      We’ve posted everything else you’ve written and tried our best to explain why we felt uncomfortable with the piece we deleted. If an injustice was committed, we’ll do our best to do better next time.

  7. I love how Mezzy argues with himself. He makes it look so easy.

    No, he doesn’t.

    Yes, he does.

  8. Best Youtube Video Evar

  9. Where’s part 2?

  10. Didn’t you want the proof I had about hacking the Auditor/J Nels’ site?

  11. I actually killed a blog. Holy snikeys!

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